Lazy Eye candy Pictures

As the faithful patiently await the return of Mr. Deity, here's an "easy on the eyes" shot from another Brian Dalton ("Mr. Deity") production, a "mockumentary" about "no-budget" filmmaking. This was actually two frames I quickly stitched together featuring Mr. Deity co-stars Sean Douglas (Jesse/Jesus) and Amy Rohren (Lucy/Lucifer). It's hilarious to me that Douglas' character in Dalton's feature length film stated that he formerly starred in a "Christian soap opera" named "One Afterlife to Live". I admit to have been totally ignorant of the concept of Christian soap operas, but I just learned that Pat Robertson's CBN network produced "Another Life", which had a surprisingly long run, ...because boy was it awful! To quote Lucy, "UNBELIEVABLE"! ["Another Life" clip on YouTube ]

But Timmy, Sometimes Mr. Deity is Very Busy

Fan's Question: "Mr. Deity, I believed you would always walk with me, and when your footprints disappeared at one point, I bought your line that this is when you were "carrying me", but that's when I got this cut on my foot..."
Mr. Deity: "Okay at that point right there was when I was going out of my way to help little Timmy Robinson get his puppy back... It's not all about you, ya know."

Mr.Deity sends exciting yet cryptic signs from the heavens

As readers may note from postings in this blog's comment threads by "Larry", something big is afoot with the Mr. Deity crew. Will "Mr. Deity" make the jump to the NTSC tube, become a Neilsons legend, and like the Beatles, "More Popular Than Jesus"?
Ironically some of us fans might not be delighted, but then again, just imagine... Go guys!
(Pardon for the temporarily sparse-posting by moi, I've got the flu... but no worry, I'm still kicking butt and taking lots of liquids.)

Announcing MrDeityFanBlog POLLS!

While we await further rapturous good fun from the Mr. Deity crew, let us amuse ourselves with a poll, eh? If you look over at the sidebar and down the page you'll find that I've managed to figure out how to add my very first poll widget. (Wasn't as easy as advertised.) So, please carefully select your favorite episode, and be sure to press "Cast Your Vote". (All ten episodes seen so far are listed in order.) TIP: Go to this Mr.Deity Episode listing on Grouper.com to do a quick visual reminder of all the episodes, and for Jesse's-sake, watch any you might have missed! Thanks.

Hard Core Mr. Deity Fans Emerge

Pondering the "capper" at the end of Episode 10, (rumored working title: "The Bitch is Back",) when Mr. Deity blurts "...who?", I wondered if this was an effort to make this the Easter Special.
Now, going back to Episode 7, I have some fascinating trivia about the "Hokey Pokey". (Don't worry, it's not graphic.) It seems the term evolved centuries ago when some Protestants were mocking the Catholic practice of Transubstantiation. "Hokey Pokey" is a distortion of "Hocus Pocus" which is in turn a distortion of the Latin "Hoc enim est corpus meum", (English: "this is my body".)

Can't be COINCIDENCE, can it?....... (Am I spending too much time with my mouse?) Feel free to discuss.... I mean, about Mr. Deity.

Despite Glitches, Guess Who's Back!

As Life continues to imitate Art imitating Heaven n' Hell, in episode number 10, Mr Deity and gang get a little overwhelmed with technology as things get backed up badly.
In "real" life Mr Dalton is having trouble posting to YouTube again. So, ironically one has to go to a site named after a fish. I can almost hear Lucy mocking "What if the Hokey Pokey IS what life is all about?" Link here to Grouper to download the feed "Mr. Deity and the Seed"

Mr. Deity Gives Us A Sign

...A sign that he gets quite miffed when people try to make a quick buck with bogus reproductions of his product. It appears he is also pretty picky (and prickly) about his brand indentity.
Some hack's billboard, (shown,) reads: "In a bookstore near you...Feeling Lost? Let My Book Guide You. - Mr. Deity."

Episode 9 has finally made it to YouTube. (Regarding ongoing technical troubles with YouTube: When the Mr Deity crew first managed to get the high quality Quicktime / 2:1 ratio video frame up, YouTube screwed that format up. It seems Grouper.com is capable of delivering better quality video, more easily... although in a perhaps less friendly viewer environment.)
Has Mr. Deity's "let's mess with his cable tv" idea bitten him back?!

Give us a Sign! Were is Episode 9?

The secret, kids, is that apparently Mr Deity is not quite ALL powerful. It seems that because of technical difficulties with YouTube, Mr Deity has popped up, temporarily, on something called Grouper.com. You can search for Mr Deity there. (hehe) ...or "Click on the Pic" or the link here, to finally get your Mr Deity fix. Enjoy Episode 9 "Mr Deity and the Book"

Evidence the Deity Too Human for Comfort

In Episode 2, the Really Big Favor, Mr. Deity is seen pitching his concept to Jes.
Did you you get a look at the Deity's artwork? No wonder J. was thinking he was getting Punk'd! Mr. D appeared a mite embarrassed too... looked like he was about to snatch this pathetic "storyboard" away from the Boy at one point. Honestly, something that drives me crazy about these BigTime Heavenwood producers is they think they can draw. Maybe if Mr. D had sent away to the Famous Artist Correspondence School, things would have ended up better around here.   Je-SSEE !

Yahweh or the Highway

Can you imagine how difficult it was for the Deity to write the rules that would work for the entire span of human history? I've been needing a Mr Deity fix so long, (where was it?), that I'm going right now to catch a glimse at how it might have been done... in Episode #8 Mr. Deity and the Top Ten now on YouTube. +See the very first Mr. Deity action/stunt scene!